Dumped (With some Satire)

There is only few things liberals hate more than Conservative: other liberals.

Case in point: Frequent the propaganda-laden Democrats.org and you'll notice a few pictures of front running Dumbacrats without the inclusion of John Forbes Kohn/Kerry. Kerry, the unfortunate one liberals blame for the 2004 Presidential defeat has lost his icon status and is feeling what many liberals who have been dumped by the party before him has felt.

Following Joe Lieberman and the back turning he received as well as Jimmy Carter famed for anti-conservative ramblings and bibliography references in the Communist Manifesto (or one of my favorite desserts). And who can forget about the true rock star Al Gore who has a rise to stardom, a setback, weight gain, and a comeback much like any notable famous lead singer. Last but not least is the Geico caveman, rumored to be an ancestor of John Kerry who in the same likeness failed to defeat an up and coming ancestor of the Bush family many years ago as he failed to fight the war on Terrasaur's. He has been sentenced by the Democrats of the time to be the but end of jokes for years to come and to sell car insurance.

The thing liberal Democrats don't get is that once your out your out. Even Gore's picture is absent from photo though he still desires the Presidency and probably even thinks that to some extent he is President.

The only Democrat who hasn't felt the let down by his party (but has felt many other things) is Bill Clinton. This isn't just because Hillary is a hopeful for the '08 election but also because of his being the only Democrat to win anything other than a ticket to a premier showing of a Michael Moore film. Let's face it, despite the jokes and parody's, Bubba is the white Michael Jackson (who, instead of fancying young boys, instead, fancies young girls).

When will Democrats realize that the only way to keep your head above water is to not swim with Ted Kennedy? When you associate yourself with a party made of of Cyclops monsters (everything is about I, I, I, I, I) you will get nowhere. And once your usefulness has been used up you will be spit out of the Democratic machine.

Here's to misery!

Are You Smarter than a Politition?

This is a subject Jeff Foxworthy's classroom could wipe out in 2 minutes or less...

The immigration status of the country is in absolute disarray as a result of a bipartisan immigration bill with more faults than California. Both Dumbacrats and Republicans are to blame for this menagerie. The bill, which reads in excess of 400 pages of verbosity and largess could be summed up in a single sentence (authored in English, of course): Legally making illegal immigrants legal illegally.

12 or more million illegal immigrants currently illegally reside in our great nation seek permanence and exploitation not immigration and assimilation. In other words, they want to be IN America, they don't want to BE Americans. They want to have the luxury of entitlement with the responsibility of our border patrol agents (that was an insult). Meanwhile, you and I - legal citizens and other LEGAL immigrants are both embarrassed and burdened by these law breaking leeches. Consider the irony if you will of the person who comes to a country illegally and wants to stay illegally being granted the privilege of citizenship after violating the very law of the country in which he or she intends to reside.

Currently, law has been passed and finances allocated to construct a fence (currently invisible) on the border. Why there is no impetus to get things going is beyond me. In fact, I see this as more of a Republican failure as they were the primary advocates of the bill. And since our Immigration agents are impotent in terms of their enforcement, the fence will probably do more harm to the country because it will keep the illegals IN anyway! America the Roach Motel... Why not just skip to their ultimate goal of annexing Mexico? We could use more Taco Bells and I am not interested in a hundred dollar passport to visit Cancun. Currently, it's harder for me to get there today and get back than it is the typical illegal immigrant.

If the bureaucrats in Washington want to keep their jobs they might consider the overwhelming majority of their constituents who consider border security and enforcement a mainstay. This goes for you too Republicans. And this especially goes for you Mr. McCain who is a sorry excuse for a Republican. Let me throw this out there: anytime ANYONE teams up with Ted Kennedy it results in either liberalism or drowning.

Truthfully, George Bush dropped the ball on this one. He could build a fence around America without even spending money by having Americans pledge their assistance in its construction and it would be bigger, stronger, more durable, and more American than any other project the government has ventured onto in a long time. Instead, he too has been playing the passive role of President instead of being the strong conservative the American people twice overwhelmingly elected. Much less, all he had to do was carry out the law we have in place and the people would love him. Maybe that thought of Taco Bell has his mouth watering. I know it's not that he's fluent in Spanish because he's barely fluent in English!

The other concerning problem is the conservatives who are now attacking conservative talk radio and blaming them for the problem not being able to reach resolution and causing their phone lines to be inundated with angry constituents. The radio hosts are doing their job. Maybe the phone calls should be taken as a sign of the peoples wishes and politicians should do theirs. If phone calls from your people is an impediment especially since you have no explanation for them then you don't belong in office no differently than these 12 million don't belong in our country. This pressure to silence talk radio will further press the issue of the fairness doctrine and other "policed" type legal infringements on journalism and our rights to be informed.

I submit to anyone who reads this post that our government has never before been so derelict in the exercising of the will of its people. Talk radio has at the very least been holding many of these people accountable. I suggest that if the polititions cannot handle the heat of phone calls and airwaves that they seek refuge in Mexico.

Back By Unpopular Demand

I have been putting this off for a considerable amount of time for scholarly purposes but I am back. Unanimously I have heard the masses requesting my return and so here I am - alive and conservative....and as always, sarcastic...

Enjoy what's to come...