Saturday, March 15, 2008

Centerfold

Ashley Alexandra Dupre a.k.a. "Kristin," might have made a name for herself after sleeping with George Fox a.k.a. Client 9 a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer, but it's only a matter of time before she makes some big money for herself also. For sleeping with the sanctimonious Governor with more monicors than Puff Diddy, the American Check-Up's very own Nostradumbass predicts it's only a few short days until she's negotiated an issue in Playboy worth more than the $5,000/hr she was making as an escort.

Prediction number 1,934. Stay Tuned!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Message

Since 2004 the liberals have been blaming themselves for the Bush dynasty. The most common excuses were, "John Kerry just didn't effectively communicate our message" and "Our message didn't get to all the people who needed to hear it." The liberal message was heard, however, the liberals don't get that it was also rejected. Now, knowing that liberals typically only hear about 1% of what they should hear and about 99% what they want to hear, they have seemingly decided to commit 100% to their message again in 2008 by going with the well spoken communicator Obama and liberal socialist icon Hillary. They have been campaigning for...well, too long now and the message has gotten out there. TV, radio, debates, headlines, and social discussion have brought the ideas of free health care, bailing out foreclosures, abortion, UN supremacy, free speech banning, amnesty for illegals, redistribution of wealth, high taxes, and entitlements right to my home more than once daily.

The problem is this: Americans hear the message, (have heard the message), and AGAIN, reject the message. Aside from the prototypical liberal who truly thinks moving America back in time and turning us back into Europe is the answer, real Americans realize what the liberal faction of the Democratic party (the party they bought and paid for) is all about. Real Americans respect our capitalist system and know what dangers we may face if they appoint two of the country's most liberal politicians to the most powerful position in the world.

On November fourth, there is one thing for certain: Americans will mobilize and vote for conservatism. The liberals and liberal media will headline, "We didn't really get our message out there." Instead of just recognizing the faults in their system and trying to renegotiate their positions they will continue in the tried-and-true circle of failure and continue to blame the message. It's easier than blaming themselves.